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Posing for the Pretty People
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Created on 2002-11-01 13:13:55 (#760605), last updated 2006-12-03
506 comments received, 453 comments posted
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268 Journal Entries, 2 Tags, 6 Memories, 0 Virtual Gifts, 6 Userpics
Basic Info BioNot much to say here. Those of you reading this probably already know me quite well, if you don't I will take you under my wing and teach you the way of the squiggle. My name is Franz and I come from Albania. My family and I came to Candada when a pack of evil Portuguese Mongoose attacked our homeland. When we arrived in Canada we were greeted by snow-covered lumberjacks dancing the can-can, that was quite the sight. I'm supposedly in grade 12, and I enjoy chewing on cotton balls. I own 25 cats, all named Bob, and I have a girlfriend named Helga. Together Helga and I are going to make mad monkey sex and take it all the way to homerun. Garbagemen stop and stare at us when we are naked and nasty in the living room. We are having 78 children, many of whom will be transgendered. I will become Chip truck vender and I will sell my weiners to all the hard working people of Jelly Belly. I will die of a large over grown toenail and I will be thrown into a river wrapped in rabid raccoons, and I will float all the way to Uruguay where I will then be taken to a buffet and I will be the centre piece for a pretty table. Thank you for your time, it is greatly appreciated. I must now go and wax my fridge.
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a clockwork orange, angelina jolie, anime, anti-flag, bass guitars, burning things, camping, cheese, chrono trigger, clone high, coldplay, doc martens, drawing, dyed hair, elastica, explosions, fall, final fantasy, food, gambit, gwen stefani, hack sign, hellsing, history, invader zim, jhonen vasquez, johnny the homicidal maniac, katanas, kenshin, lost prophets, lyn-z, making absolutley no sense, mindless self indulgence, modest mouse, monkeys, mudvayne, night, nirvana, noir, percussions, placebo, plaid clothing, rammstein, random objects, reading, record of lodoss war, relaxing, roller blading, silverchair, smashing pumpkins, snatch, spongebob squarepants, staring off, steriogram, system of a down, the beatles, the faint, the pixies, thirteen, tubring, undergrads, vast, walks at night, xylophones, zelda
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Norman Johnston Alternate High School - Ottawa, ON, Canada (2002 - 2005)
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